Nashville, TN Chapter Ladies V Neck
Let's be honest, the Society is mostly dudes who think tactical pants with seventeen pockets is the height of fashion, so designing a V-neck for women was like asking a SEAL to do infantry skill level 1 tasks. But our female operators demanded something that doesn't look like it was issued at basic training, so here we are. This V-neck comes in five strategic colors because women apparently like "options" (a foreign concept to us). Choose Black when you're running nighttime ops or just want to hide coffee stains. Sport Grey works for blending into urban environments or looking like you might work out (even if your cardio is just running from meetings). Sapphire because apparently blue isn't just blue—it needs a fancy name when it's on a woman's shirt. Azalea for when you want to appear harmless right before you destroy someone's entire argument in the conference room. And Red for when you want everyone to know you're the most dangerous person in the room without saying a word. Made from premium materials that are actually comfortable because our female members refused to wear the sandpaper we initially proposed. The V-neck is cut to be flattering without being revealing, because you want people focusing on your tactical brilliance, not your cleavage. For the women who make men nervous not because of how they look, but because of what they're capable of.