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Philadelphia, PA Lightweight Chapter Hoodie

Philadelphia, PA Lightweight Chapter Hoodie

$50.00
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The Donovan & Bank Society hoodie isn't just another piece of cloth to keep your delicate ass warm - it's a tactical microclimate management system that happens to make you look like a goddamn professional while you're handling business. We're offering four shades of tactical excellence because we understand that sometimes stealth requires options. There's the classic Black for when you're channeling your inner shadow warrior. Then we've got White for those "hide in plain sight" moments when you need to blend in with the Main Line crowd. Military Green because sometimes you need to remind civilians you're dangerous without screaming "I just discovered Army Navy stores on South Street." And finally, there's Garnet for when you want to look like you might have killed someone and didn't bother to change. Each hoodie comes with our Society Fellow logo positioned perfectly on the chest because subtlety is for people who don't get shit done. The material is thick enough to stop a knife* (*results may vary) but breathable enough that you won't sweat through it during "casual" surveillance operations - like stalking your Fishtown ex-girlfriend who's now dating that bartender with the stupid mustache. The hood itself is engineered to provide optimal peripheral vision while maintaining enough depth to hide your face when you're trying to avoid that coworker who always wants to "grab coffee at La Colombe and talk about synergy." The kangaroo pocket isn't just for your hands - it's sized perfectly for a backup mag, a burner phone, or that cheesesteak you're definitely not supposed to be eating in the SCIF. This isn't some fashion statement for influencers who think "tactical" means taking photos in front of the Rocky statue. This is a hoodie for professionals who understand that comfort is a weapon and style is just collateral damage. The zipper is silent because we're not animals, and the drawstrings are properly balanced because asymmetrical hood syndrome is for amateurs. And if anyone asks why you're wearing a hoodie in a business casual environment, remind them that Nick Rowe wore fucking pajamas as a POW for five years, so they can shut their suck about your fashion choices.

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie. .: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience. .: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together. .: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact. .: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton .: Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest

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