New York, NY Chapter Ladies V Neck

Let's be honest, the Society is mostly dudes who think black turtlenecks and designer jeans is the height of fashion, so designing a V-neck for women was like asking a Wall Street broker to coordinate a community garden. But our female operators demanded something that doesn't look like it was issued at a SoHo gallery opening, so here we are. This V-neck comes in five strategic colors because women apparently like "options" (a foreign concept to us).

Choose Black when you're running nighttime ops or just want to hide pizza grease stains.

Sport Grey works for blending into Manhattan concrete or looking like you might actually work out (even if your cardio is just sprinting to catch the L train).

Sapphire because apparently blue isn't just blue—it needs to match the Hudson River at sunset when it's on a woman's shirt.

Azalea for when you want to appear harmless right before you destroy some Brooklyn transplant's entire argument about "how they did things back in Ohio."

Red for when you want everyone from Tribeca to the Upper East Side to know you're the most dangerous person at the Met without saying a word.

Made from premium materials that are actually comfortable because our female members refused to wear the subway grate scraps we initially proposed. The V-neck is cut to be flattering without being revealing, because you want people focusing on your tactical brilliance, not on whether you live in Manhattan or "the outer boroughs."

For the women who make men nervous not because of how they look in their Moncler coats, but because of what they're capable of when the subway doors close.