Philadelphia, PA Chapter Ladies V Neck

Let's be honest, the Society is mostly dudes who think Eagles jerseys and Timberland boots is the height of fashion, so designing a V-neck for women was like asking a South Philly local to coordinate a wine and cheese pairing. But our female operators demanded something that doesn't look like it was issued at the Italian Market Festival, so here we are. This V-neck comes in five strategic colors because women apparently like "options" (a foreign concept to us).

Choose Black when you're running nighttime ops or just want to hide cheesesteak stains.

Sport Grey works for blending into Center City concrete or looking like you might actually work out.

Sapphire because apparently blue isn't just blue—it needs to match the Delaware River at sunset when it's on a woman's shirt.

Azalea for when you want to appear harmless right before you destroy some New York transplant's entire argument about "how they did things back home."

Red for when you want everyone from Fishtown to South Philly to know you're the most dangerous person at the Art Museum steps without saying a word.

Made from premium materials that are actually comfortable because our female members refused to wear the cobblestone scraps we initially proposed. The V-neck is cut to be flattering without being revealing, because you want people focusing on your tactical brilliance, not on whether you say "wooder" or "water."

For the women who make men nervous not because of how they look in their Eagles gear, but because of what they're capable of when the Broad Street Run starts.