Sandpoint, ID, Chapter Ladies V Neck

Let's be honest, the Society is mostly dudes who think flannel shirts and Carhartt jackets is the height of fashion, so designing a V-neck for women was like asking a mountain man to coordinate a wine tasting. But our female operators demanded something that doesn't look like it was issued at the Bonner County Fair, so here we are. This V-neck comes in five strategic colors because women apparently like "options" (a foreign concept to us).

Choose Black when you're running nighttime ops or just want to hide huckleberry stains.

Sport Grey works for blending into Schweitzer Mountain fog or looking like you might actually hike (even if your cardio is just walking from the car to the brewery).

Sapphire because apparently blue isn't just blue—it needs to match Lake Pend Oreille at sunset when it's on a woman's shirt.

Azalea for when you want to appear harmless right before you destroy some California transplant's entire argument about "how they did things back home."

Red for when you want everyone from Dover to Hope to know you're the most dangerous person at the Festival at Sandpoint without saying a word.

Made from premium materials that are actually comfortable because our female members refused to wear the pine bark we initially proposed. The V-neck is cut to be flattering without being revealing, because you want people focusing on your tactical brilliance, not on whether you're a local or a tourist.

For the women who make men nervous not because of how they look in their Patagonia, but because of what they're capable of when the snow starts falling.