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The Donovan & Bank Society golf balls aren't your country club pro shop specials. These magnificent bastards are crafted from compressed disappointment and recycled PowerPoint presentations, wrapped in a layer of pure "fuck it, I'm here for the beer cart anyway" attitude.
Each ball proudly displays our Society Fellow logo, making them instantly recognizable in any lie - whether that's in the fairway (unlikely), the woods (probable), or floating down a water hazard like a fallen operator (inevitable). We're not going to lie to you like some Titleist marketing team - these balls won't add 50 yards to your drive or help you break 80. But they will absolutely help you identify which ball is yours before you skull it across the green and into some retiree's golf cart.
The core is engineered from the same material they use to make Marine Corps crayons, providing a unique flight pattern that physics itself can't explain. Will they perform like Pro V1s? Hell no. But neither do you, so let's maintain realistic expectations here. What they will do is give you something to blame other than your terrible swing when you card another triple bogey.
Perfect for the warrior who understands that golf is just an excuse to drink before noon while wearing clothes you'd never be caught dead in anywhere else. And if anyone asks about your ball choice, just remind them that real operators don't need fancy equipment to fail spectacularly.
Comes in packs of six because we know your slice hasn't improved since last season.
Warning: May cause increased profanity, club throwing, and sudden urges to "just pick up and take a double bogey."
.: Material: Suryln cover + rubber/hard plastic core
.: One size: 1.68" (4.3cm)
.: A pack of 6 golf balls
.: One design for the whole set
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$40.00