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This isn't your safe space snowflake's therapy animal with its emotional validation and non-judgmental eyes. This is the Claymore Comfort Mug, built like a bunker and twice as nihilistic. On one side, you've got the cold steel image of a claymore mine staring back at you like a therapist who actually tells you the truth. Flip this beast around, and you'll find the psychological warfare declaration: "MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL IS A CLAYMORE" - because nothing says "self-care" like a reminder that your coping mechanism is front toward enemy.
This magnificent harbinger of death holds enough black-ops caffeine to keep a JSOC team hypervigilant through a three-day hostage situation. It's not some fragile participation trophy - this is trauma-hardened construction that can survive being thrown at the PowerPoint presenter during your seventh consecutive risk assessment briefing. Perfect for that conscience-killing coffee that tastes like it was filtered through a body bag and brewed with the tears of your enemies.
None of that gender-neutral soy latte or trigger-warning tea - this mug is for psychological casualties who drink their coffee the way the VA intended: strong enough to suppress flashbacks and hot enough to remind you that you're still capable of feeling something.
And if some pronouns-in-bio barista asks why it doesn't come with a content warning or inclusive messaging, tell them to stand in front of the business end. This is a warrior's mental health intervention system, not some HR-approved wellness initiative.
Now grab your mug, fill it with liquid disassociation, and get back to pretending civilian life makes any fucking sense.
The Claymore Comfort Mug
$15.00