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The Donovan & Bank Society cap isn't just headgear - it's a tactical middle finger to every tight-ass commander who's ever had an aneurysm over "non-standard headgear in garrison." This is precision-engineered insubordination for professionals who earned the right to piss off conventional forces just by existing.
We're offering three shades of "what are you gonna do about it?": Classic Black for when you're channeling your inner shadow warrior, Garnet for when you want to match the blood pressure of that conventional force CSM who just spotted you, and Grey because sometimes you need to blend in with the concrete while simultaneously standing out to every regulation-humping O-4 within a five-mile radius.
The Society Fellow logo sits front and center, embroidered with the same precision as that CONOP that definitely didn't get approved through proper channels. The material is sturdy enough to maintain shape during your most aggressive "yes, sir, I know about the regulation" head-nods while having absolutely zero intention of complying.
The adjustable back strap isn't some cheap plastic nonsense - it's built to survive the same abuse as your reputation after that "incident" at the Hail-and-Farewell. The curved bill is pre-broken in because we're professionals, not some flat-brim wearing ROTC cadet. The sweatband is designed to handle everything from your morning PT to those tense moments when you're explaining to the Garrison Commander why unconventional warfare requires unconventional headgear.
This isn't just a hat - it's a statement piece that says "I can disappear people AND regulations." It's for the operator who understands that sometimes the most aggressive act of warfare is wearing unauthorized headgear to a mandatory formation.
Now pick your shade of defiance, cover that chrome dome, and get back to whatever unconventional shit you're doing that definitely isn't in any field manual.
Warning: May cause increased confidence and sudden urges to nod knowingly during briefings you don't understand.
.: 100% cotton twill
.: 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
.: 6 sewn eyelets
.: Black sweatband
.: Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
.: Washed-out vintage effect
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: NB! The hats are distressed, so there might be some color differences between hats of the same color making each item even more unique
The Commander's Nightmare (New York Chapter)
$40.00