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This 16-ounce vessel of pure American freedom isn't just some glass - it's a precision-engineered drinking apparatus that stands as tall as your standards should be but probably aren't. Crystal clear like your chain of command wishes it was, with our Society logo etched into it with the same precision as your last range qualification (the good one, not that hungover mess last quarter).
Your primary mission is obvious: delivering freedom juice to your facehole with maximum efficiency. Secondary mission may include its potential as an impromptu weapon, and tertiary mission involves making those red solo cup amateurs feel hopelessly inadequate at social gatherings. This superior hydration platform holds exactly one pint of motivation, won't shatter like your dreams of making E-8, and maintains 360-degree beverage awareness through its transparent walls.
Bottom line: It's a fucking pint glass with our logo on it. If you need more convincing than that, go back to drinking juice boxes.
Please note: This tumbler is made with a digital inkjet printing technique that transfers designs line by line. This means that faint horizontal lines might be visible on the final product. As if you give a shit.
.: One size: 16oz (0.473 l)
.: Material: clear glass
.: BPA free
.: Hand wash only
.: Durable construction
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
The Freedom Pint
$25.00