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THE ONLY TIE THAT WON'T GET YOU STRANGLED.
Listen up, you blue-collar bastard. We know you'd rather gargle battery acid than wear a corporate leash, but sometimes life forces your hand - court appearances, funerals (hopefully your own), or that job interview your probation officer insists you attend.
For these unavoidable capitulations to societal bullshit, we reluctantly present the Society Emergency Tie. Made from 3.10oz/yd² polyester because we refuse to waste good cotton on this abomination. One-sided print means the back looks as half-assed as your attempt to "dress up." V-shaped end because pointed things are the only acceptable formal wear.
Includes a keeper loop to secure the tail, which doubles as an emergency garrote for when some suit-wearing motherfucker asks about your "career goals."
WARNING: If you show up to a Society event wearing ANY tie - including this one - expect to be immediately hung with it while everyone watches. The only acceptable use is when legally mandated by a judge or when viewing a corpse you're related to.
Wear under extreme duress only. Pairs well with contempt for authority and a flask in your back pocket.
.: Material: 3.10oz/yd² (105gsm) polyester
.: One sided print
.: V-shaped end
.: Keeper loop for securing tie tail
.: Sewn in label
.: Blank product sourced from China
The Last Resort Necktie
$20.00