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This isn't some basic vanity plate announcing your stick figure family or alma mater nobody gives a shit about. This is the Donovan & Bank Society license plate, designed to make TSA agents sweat and border patrol question their career choices. Emblazoned with the Society logo that screams "I have friends in places so dark they don't appear on satellite imagery."
Mount this magnificent declaration of allegiance on your vehicle and watch as mall cops suddenly find urgent business elsewhere. It's not just a license plate—it's a psychological operation against every power-tripping HOA president who thinks they can tell you where to park your war chariot.
Perfect for those moments when you need to park in a loading zone and dare the meter maid to make a career-ending decision. Nothing says "reconsider that ticket" like a plate that silently communicates "I've been places where traffic laws are settled with crew-served weapons."
This plate is the ultimate expression of commitment to the Society—like tattooing the logo on your face but with fewer employment consequences. It announces to the world that you're not just a weekend warrior playing dress-up; you're all-in with the kind of dedication that makes cult members look noncommittal. When fellow Society members spot this rolling badge of honor, they'll know you're the kind of operator who doesn't just talk the talk at the bar—you've publicly branded your vehicle with what amounts to a four-wheeled oath of allegiance.
And when some Prius-driving sustainability consultant asks what the Society logo means, just stare at them until they remember an urgent Zoom call. This isn't just vehicle identification—it's a warning label for civilians who might otherwise attempt conversation at gas stations.
Now slap this harbinger of consequences on your blacked-out SUV and enjoy the invisible perimeter of respect it creates around your parking space.
.: Material: 100% aluminum
.: One size: 12" × 6" (30.5 × 15.2 cm)
.: 4 holes for attachment
.: NB! The product does not come with mounting hardware
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
The Sovereign Citizen Deterrent
$18.63