Washington, DC Chapter Ladies V Neck

Let's be honest, the Society is mostly dudes who think Brooks Brothers suits and Patagonia vests is the height of fashion, so designing a V-neck for women was like asking a Pentagon analyst to coordinate a diplomatic reception. But our female operators demanded something that doesn't look like it was issued at a GS-14 orientation, so here we are. This V-neck comes in five strategic colors because women apparently like "options" (a foreign concept to us).

Choose Black when you're running nighttime ops or just want to hide coffee stains from your third Compass Coffee meeting of the day.

Sport Grey works for blending into Capitol Hill marble or looking like you might actually work out (even if your cardio is just power walking between Senate office buildings).

Sapphire because apparently blue isn't just blue—it needs to match the Potomac at sunset when it's on a woman's shirt.

Azalea for when you want to appear harmless right before you destroy some Hill staffer's entire argument about "how they did things in their home district."

Red for when you want everyone from Foggy Bottom to Eastern Market to know you're the most dangerous person at the think tank reception without saying a word.

Made from premium materials that are actually comfortable because our female members refused to wear the security clearance paperwork we initially proposed. The V-neck is cut to be flattering without being revealing, because you want people focusing on your tactical brilliance, not on whether you're a contractor or career civil servant.

For the women who make men nervous not because of how they look in their lanyards, but because of what they're capable of when the SCIF door closes.